Friday, May 15th, 2009
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10:39 pm - 28
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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
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7:52 pm - 27
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Big TV in the Rec Room is mine tomorrow night.
Bruins vs. Habs. Couldn't be a more fucking perfect way to start things off.
So suck ass reality shows and lame girlie shows will have to wait. Or watch 'em elsewhere.
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Saturday, March 28th, 2009
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1:32 pm - 26
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You know how schools always do those lame polls like Best Personality and shit like that?
We should do one with stuff like Most Likely to Become a Psycho. Or Most Likely to Have No Friends. Or Biggest Lack of Personality. Or Biggest Idiot. Except there'd be a lot of runners up for that category.
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Friday, March 20th, 2009
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1:01 pm - 25
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Thank fuck the snow is melting. Now the skate park will be unfrozen and no longer a sheet of ice.
Which means then Morris can get off my case for skating in the halls and on the stairs. And in the gym.
So everybody wins.
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Monday, March 16th, 2009
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11:30 am - 24
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Anyone else notice that when the richies leave campus, the place suddenly becomes so much less annoying?
If Mondays were always days without school, life would be better. Add every other day in and it would be pretty great.
My lunch today turned into a funeral pyre, which was kind of funny even if it wasn't totally intentional.
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Friday, March 6th, 2009
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7:01 am - 23
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What is it with girls and weddings? Seriously, they're all giggling like they're getting married. I don't get it.
I was told last night that my March Break priviledges are suspended. Tragic. I'm crushed, really.
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Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
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12:10 pm - 22
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I've been sitting here with my lighter, trying to make the flame into shapes. Which is actually pretty cool when it works.
I was trying to make one of those flaming birds. A phoenix? Yeah, that. That would be pretty awesome.
And then Mr. Morris came and told me I should be in class. Also that I was ten seconds away from setting off the smoke alarm. Haha whoops.
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Monday, January 26th, 2009
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1:17 pm - 21
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First day of term and I've got detention. I guess 'fucking fuck shit' isn't appropriate classroom language. Neither is calling someone a douche. Except the kid was being a douche, so whatever.
I might as well have my own seat carved out in detention. Actually I do. I carved my name into a desk top. Mr. Wright was pissed.
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Friday, January 16th, 2009
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11:57 pm - 20
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So apparently it's a 'no' to skateboarding in the halls. Or the staircases. Mr. Morris caught me by the collar and man, that could have been painful. Also funny.
But really, its fucking cold out, the skate park is iced over and covered with snow. What's a guy to do. Well I could go heat the ice up till it thaws but then I'd be skating in a giant puddle so no.
Apparently I should be studying for these exams, he told me. Actually, I've been getting that a lot this week. Do I look like someone who wouldn't study??
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Saturday, January 3rd, 2009
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5:39 pm - 19
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Everyone's making 'I'm back' posts. Well I'm not gonna. Cause I didn't go anywhere.
This was my Christmas break:
- Ate a lot of food.
- Got in trouble for smoking in the boys room. Twice. But seriously, it's cold out, and my roommate is a pill so I don't want to smoke in my room. Even when he's not there. And I'd get in trouble for that anyway.
- Made some fat mall cops chase me around when I was skating in the mall.
- Caught a tablecloth on fire (moral of the story: don't use tablecloths people). In my defense it was because Bergeron got a concussion and is out for a couple weeks. Fuckity fuck fuck.
Why the hell is Chuck Norris hocking that Total Gym? Chuck, you've sunk real low.
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Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
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8:02 pm - 18
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... DETENTIONS. Ha. Shocking, I know. Not really at all.
Apparently I have an attitude problem. Who would have thought. I've been told I should go talk to Mr. Yates. Let's think about that for a second... no.
Also, the snow has covered the skate park whic sucks donkey balls. Of course the town doesn't put that as a priority to clean up. So I got detention number two for skating in the gym.
Oona, sexy lady! How's the situation with the parentals? If they pull you out I'm gonna have a strike on all things churchy. Booya.
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Friday, December 5th, 2008
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11:59 pm - 17
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Hot celebrities:
- Angelia Jolie (I still maintain she stole her kid's name from me!)
- Jessica Alba
- Meagan Fox
- Scarlett Johanssen
- Rose McGowen
- Buffy
Not hot celebrities
- Paris Hilton
- Lindsey Lohan
- those stick-figured Olsen twins
- Jessica Simpson (possibly the stupidest person alive)
Thoughts?
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Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
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8:45 pm - 16
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So, Oona, when do I get to see you painting naked?
Also, we need some girls to make out here. Seriously. I know there are guys who make out here, so there should be some girls too. Us straight guys need some entertainment. Girls? Any volunteers? Guys, you know you want to see this.
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Tuesday, November 25th, 2008
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12:24 pm - 15
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So is anyone else a bit worried that we've got a fucking priest on the network and gonna be lurking around the school and shit? Big Brother is watching us. Cause you know the church is gonna have shit to say about psychics, I don't care what priesty boy says. Of course he'd say otherwise.
Seriously, what's next? A government agent coming to stay? Or a politician or something? Cause you know they're already starting to talk shit about us, like we're freaks of nature or something.
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Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
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12:07 pm - 14
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Think that accidently catching your homework on fire is a good excuse for why it's not done? Cause I really don't want to have to do it over. It's still sort of readable, except for the charred end, and that's just gone. I actually do my homework for once and it goes up in flames.
I saw the hugest cat today. It looked like a big piece of carpet got up to walk around in cat form. Weird.
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Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
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8:08 pm - 13
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Hey, did anyone else see those fireworks a bit ago? That's pretty cool. I want some fireworks. Fireworks are awesome.
Anyway. Couple of guys from the skate park and me are planning a bit of a skate competition. Mostly just for shits and giggles. There'll probably be some prize or something. World domination? Or we'll all just pitch in five bucks and the winner takes all. One of the guys knows a couple older guys - like college age, not like old pervy men - who'll judge.
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Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
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7:34 pm - 12
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You know what totally tastes good? Orange pop and root beer mixed together. Really just orange pop with a few shots of root beer. Gives it a kick. Even better with vodka
Fixed my board, it's good as fucking new. Went out skating this afternoon. There was this eight year old kid there trying to learn ollies, it was awesome. One of those little kids who are cool, before they turn into mouthy little brats.
Game against the Canucks tonight. Finally figured out how to stream it on my computer. Awesome.
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Tuesday, October 21st, 2008
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10:33 pm - 11
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Thursday, October 9th, 2008
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3:13 pm
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Shit on a stick. I busted a wheel off my skateboard. Like, right off too. Came down hard on that landing. Gotta see about fixing it cause I can't afford a new one unless I find something to hock for cash
I think I'm ready to use my math book for pyro-practice. I don't think I'll ever use this shit again and I forget it all after I fail write the math tests anyway. I bet these text book pages would burn real nice.
The Bruins play the Avs tonight. I need to find a tv.
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Friday, August 22nd, 2008
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3:31 pm
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If I hear one more person whining about having to read a book, I'm going to punch someone. Seriously, if that's the worst problem you people have than you should just shut the hell up. You all sound like a bunch of spoiled little brats. 'Oh poor me, I have to read a book I don't want to!' Yeah, the world isn't ending. Fuck, you could be dead or dying, but no, you're all complaining about reading. You guys are all messed up.
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